Sunday, December 7, 2008

"the hat's fault"

Do you know how many sperms 'vie' for 'entrance' to life as a being-that-will-'sex'-another being?

Gotta be a couple-a-hundred to one!(at least) Right?

But we're assuming that the 'egg' is 'in the pipe five by five' here, what are the odds that MAMA would be 'in the mood' to spread her legs?

Are we talking 'mamas' like the women that "I" know here? Are we talking, "Miss Priss!" or "Mattress Mona!"(seriously, I KNOW HER), or what the fuck(pun LOL) are we talkin' here?

Ya KNOW, just 'cos you 'BITCHES' have 'outies' , don't mean that 'goddidit!', surely!

You DO realise that us organic life forms 'happen' to be here 'BECAUSE' we find humping 'intriguing'???(mesmerizing, sexy, 'better than chocolate' etc. etc.)

WTF is wrong with you 'god-did-it''s?

I'd be a 'happy camper' if you would simply live up to your OWN expectations!!!

Why is THAT so hard for you?

Example.. AAAAAAAAAA! AAAAAAAA! You live in the desert! THAT'S why no food will grow! Are you MENTAL!?

15 comments:

oneblood said...

pboy,

What are you talking about? I love sex. Sex is great. In the z created by y created by x...scheme of things, I think God created sex, orgasms the whole lot. Please explain, it reads like frustrated Jack Kerouac.

pboyfloyd said...

oneblood, the point was that birth is a gamble. You being you was you winning a huge lottery.

Simple chance.

After 'winning' this lottery what happens to most of us?

I had to look up Jack Kerouac. In what 'respect' would I be like him?

We end up spending our entire lives 'losing' the 'game-of-life'.

How does one win it anyways? Die with most cash, toys, kids?

If you die and you're 'righteous' do you 'win'?

What?

mac said...

Yes,
but who do you talk to when you are having an orgasm ?

Ohhh, my non-existent supreme being !

oneblood said...

Mac, I was talking about my favorite term the past few days, 'primary cause' I call it God, you call it Nothing.

pboy, I meant the writing style. If you listen to his spoken word or read some of his stuff he'll have sprints of consciousness. Like logic leaping over boulders running to a cliff that looks over the sea, diving in then waving goodbye to you, with the other hand on the dorsal fin of a dolphin all while being pulled off into the sunset by said dolphin.

And I might as well say it, I probably missed the whole point of the post anyway. I thought the gist was about christians downing sex for whatever reason.

pboyfloyd said...

To be fair to you, there's not much of a clue in the title of this post.

It's in reference to Brian's BB Theory and how the 'hat' can be 'at fault' when playing 'Toss the card in the hat' game.

GearHedEd said...

I knew her sister, "Matress Mary"

Asylum Seeker said...

"I was talking about my favorite term the past few days, 'primary cause' I call it God, you call it Nothing."

I call it "Chester". He's a pink elephant, and likes to watch film noir.

"How does one win it anyways? Die with most cash, toys, kids?"

You win life by dying with a high score on any classic arcade game. There is no other way. Unfortunately, Ms. Pac Man's a real bitch, and Galaga...don't get me started...

Anyway, original post: "You DO realise that us organic life forms 'happen' to be here 'BECAUSE' we find humping 'intriguing'???(mesmerizing, sexy, 'better than chocolate'"

Well, that's only true of organic life forms that reproduce sexually. And sexual reproduction wouldn't be favored, and probably wouldn't even exist, if it weren't for the fact that it is instinctual and pleasurable (well, at least in the case of things that actually have nervous systems and can't just reproduce by letting the winds carry their seed, or inseminating themselves). Enjoying sex is necessary to have mammalian life as we know it, but I am sure that we could have managed to muster up something different if such a development hadn't occurred.

That completes my daily dose of "not making f#$*ing sense!".

GearHedEd said...

I once got up to stage 240 on Galaga.

No shit.

pboyfloyd said...

(Spoken in hissing whisper with eyes squinted)"Why must you make so much sense!?"

GearHedEd said...

No, seriously. I had well over 2,000,000 points. There's a glitch in the program on some machines that lets you make the little bees stop dropping bombs forever.

Asylum Seeker said...

"I once got up to stage 240 on Galaga."

You either are worthy of being knighted, or are a witch.

"There's a glitch in the program on some machines that lets you make the little bees stop dropping bombs forever."

Oh...so it was witchcraft...

Saint Brian the Godless said...

That's not how I meant "The Hat's Fault!"

:-) Plagiarist.

What drugs are you doing, by the way? And where can I get them?

pboyfloyd said...

Tylenol #3, my back is 'out'.

What DID you mean by 'the hat's fault' then?

Saint Brian the Godless said...

I was talking about a hypothetical person with a "lucky hat" they just have to wear if it's an important day for some reason... And that if they actually have luck while wearing it, there's no way to tell how much of that luch is merely coincidental and how much of it is the "hat's fault." (Spoken facetiously)

pboyfloyd said...

P'shaw and kerfuffle!

I reject your reality and substitute my own!