Do you know how many sperms 'vie' for 'entrance' to life as a being-that-will-'sex'-another being?
Gotta be a couple-a-hundred to one!(at least) Right?
But we're assuming that the 'egg' is 'in the pipe five by five' here, what are the odds that MAMA would be 'in the mood' to spread her legs?
Are we talking 'mamas' like the women that "I" know here? Are we talking, "Miss Priss!" or "Mattress Mona!"(seriously, I KNOW HER), or what the fuck(pun LOL) are we talkin' here?
Ya KNOW, just 'cos you 'BITCHES' have 'outies' , don't mean that 'goddidit!', surely!
You DO realise that us organic life forms 'happen' to be here 'BECAUSE' we find humping 'intriguing'???(mesmerizing, sexy, 'better than chocolate' etc. etc.)
WTF is wrong with you 'god-did-it''s?
I'd be a 'happy camper' if you would simply live up to your OWN expectations!!!
Why is THAT so hard for you?
Example.. AAAAAAAAAA! AAAAAAAA! You live in the desert! THAT'S why no food will grow! Are you MENTAL!?