"Will my non-swine flu vaccine work on the swine flu?
NO! Shut your hole, don't be so fuckin' stupid!
"Is it okay to eat bacon?"
"I have some pork-belly futures?"
"You know how some men are just pigs..?"
Oh man. Selling tickets to Euthanasia ought to be legal! I swear!
"I have faith that disease is caused by demons, will that help?"
Shut yer HOLE!
"Hey, it says in the Gospels.."
"One time Jesus cast demons into pigs, waitwaitwait, AND the Jews won't eat it! Co-incidence?"