Thursday, February 10, 2011

"Dude, you seriously need to get laid."

verymissmary@aol.com said...
Dude, you seriously need to get laid.

This strikes me as a very odd thing to say. What would her first clue to the situation that she feels I'm in, be? I had to check out verymissmary's blog to try to get some kind of hint as to the kind of mind behind the thought here.

Didn't help. I don't know if it was supposed to be a put down or a joke or perhaps she was drunk at the time and couldn't think of anything else to say, who knows?

This kind of statement reminds me of another one that was common enough for a comedian to make fun of it. Seems he had heard the ladies, a few times, saying, "He's gay, but he doesn't know it.", so, of course he thought it would be funny to analyse that a bit.

Is the guy waking up at 3:30 A.M. some mornings with a sore butt and a guy snoring beside him thinking, "Hey, mebbe I'm gay? Naw, I'm pretty sure I'd know something like that!"

Back to the topic, such as it is. Was it the topic on my last post that elicited that response, I wonder? I spent the pause between that last sentence and the beginning of this one wondering if I'm subconsciously hiding some kind of code only detectable to strange blogger women/girls/ladies indicating somehow that I haven't had sex for awhile.

Let's think about that for a second. What is she thinking the consequences of my having sex would be here? My next post would be way more interesting for her?

Well, here's my 'next' post verymissmary and it's entirely about me puzzling over what you might have possibly meant by your comment that might have been in any way useful to me or even let me know what you thought about the post itself.

I'd like to think I'm a fair critic, myself, but when I read YOUR post on YOUR blog, I'm at a loss for words about that too!!

You live on a noisy street and find that police presence helps curb that tendency.

Oh well.

8 comments:

Pliny-the-in-Between said...

Not a terribly useful comment is it.

Harry C Pharisee said...

Little Miss Thing told you!

Her brilliance has illuminated my own sexless musings.

I've realized that terrorism and guinea pig slavery are wrong. If only I had been emotionlessly banging men and women every second of every hour... I would never have fallen to such depths.

pboyfloyd said...

We don't need another hero...

pboyfloyd said...

weird.. that was supposed to go on pliny's blog

GearHedEd said...

I was sitting in the living room with my older brother once when he was on leave from the navy back in 1982 or thereabouts...

The phone rang.

On the other end, I could hear some heavy female breathing (and it sounded like the female was, indeed, heavy! Y'all know the sound... sort of like a waking snore...). Then this deep (but still female voice says to me, "I got a hot pussy here for ya!"

I pondered that for a couple of milliseconds, and said to her,

"You sound like you weigh 300 pounds."

She hung up on me.

Just wondering if very miss mary is trying to say you should get laid with her. After all, she's a "very miss".

You should ask her if she weighs 300 pounds...

GearHedEd said...

Or maybe she has a bird fetish...

verymissmary said...

My sincerest apologies. If I ever leave a useless and hurtful comment, it's totally OK to remove it or contact me about what my mistake was. My comment was a mistake, and I did not mean to insult your entire blog. So sorry it caused a ruckus. That wasn't my intention. I was just thoughtless. And yes, it's a shame that folks will only stop honking when there's a cop around. I'm not always the most articulate writer, but that's one thing I was trying to express. I'll go in and edit that sentiment in. Thanks for the feedback. Again, my apologies for my mistake. It certainly won't happen again.

pboyfloyd said...

I accept your apology verymissmary.